Hawes-by-the-sea

Dylan Perving goes to Hawes-by-the-sea in order to fish for 13 year olds on the internet. Most people within Apsley are legal; however, Dylan is not. He is a one-of-a-kind PAEDOPHILE! If you identify Dylan Perving within the city, you should immediately dial 999 and inform them Dylan Perving is about. 13 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT SAFE. STAND UP TO DYLAN PERVING AND SAVE LIVES.

PROTECT YOUR CHEESECAKES, NO CHEESECAKE IS SAFE FROM RODENT.

Don’t fall for the nocerey blues and become the victim, go red instead this summer.